Not a Fan of Working T-Shirt
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Product Description
Whether your alarm is going off at 6am, your inbox is overflowing, or you're sitting in another meeting that could have been an email, this shirt is an elegant way to say exactly how you feel about your job. Because if you're going to confidently dismiss the concept of labor with a single glance, you might as well look fly while doing it. Our ultra-soft, lived-in feel tee is made from quality material that runs true to size and is guaranteed to hold up way better than your patience with corporate. Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by people who also smile politely while completely clocking out mentally.
Anatomy of a Superior Tee
Comfort Colors® 1717 Heavyweight Tee
Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel and a structured, heavyweight drape. Built for cool people, like you.
- Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (20 Singles). Because if you’re going to affend people, you might as well be comfortable doing it.
- Weight: Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²). A thick, premium drape that says “quality apparel” and actually holds up, unlike most people’s opinions.
- Build: Relaxed fit; 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar. Designed to look sharp whether you’re out in public or actively avoiding plans with people.
- Durability: Twill-taped neck and shoulders; Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems. Built for the long haul, so it won’t fall apart after three washes.
- Finish: Pre-shrunk, garment-dyed fabric; Signature sewn-in twill label. This shirt has that vintage, “I’ve owned this for years” look right from day 1.
*Note: Garment-dyeing creates natural color variations. No two specimens are identical—kind of like the people who actually have the guts to wear our shirts.
Comfort Colors® 1717 Sizing
WIDTH x HEIGHT
S = 18.25″ x 26.60″
M = 20.25″ x 28.00″
L = 22.00″ x 29.40″
XL = 24.00″ x 30.75″
2XL = 26.00″ x 31.60″
3XL = 28.00″ x 32.50″
4XL = 30.00″ x 33.50″

Product Care
How to Keep Your New Favorite Shirt Looking Dope:
- Wash in COLD water only.
- Turn the shirt inside out to protect the graphic.
- Use a gentle detergent.
- The first wash may bleed, so keep away from your other stupid clothes.
- Hang dry the shirt like a baller… or tumble dry on low/delicate setting if you’re just too lazy to do it right.
Additional Reality Checks:
- Skip the bleach and harsh detergents. Don’t be that person.
- No fabric softeners. Trust us, it’s already soft enough.
- Never iron directly on the graphic. If you absolutely have to iron the shirt, turn it inside out or place a towel over the graphic so you don’t melt the artwork.
Shipping Policy
1. Fulfillment vs. Shipping
There are two steps to getting your gear:- Fulfillment (2–5 Business Days): This is the time it takes to actually print your shirt. Our partners at Printify handle this part of the process.
- Shipping (3–7 Business Days): This is the time the gear spends in the hands of the carrier (USPS, UPS, DHL, etc.), traveling to your front door.
Total Estimate: Most customers receive their order in 7–12 business days. If it’s been longer than 15 business days and you haven’t seen a tracking update, please contact us.
2. Tracking Your Items
Once your order ships, you’ll get an automated email with a tracking number. If the tracking says “Label Created” for three days, don’t panic. It just means the carrier hasn’t scanned it into their hub yet.3. US Only Shipping
Smug Tees only sells and ships to addresses within the United States. We do not offer international shipping at this time. If you try to bypass this with a freight forwarder, that’s on you.4. Wrong Addresses & Lost Packages
If you give us the wrong address and the package gets returned to the facility, you will pay for the reshipping. If the tracking says “Delivered” but you don’t have it, talk to your neighbors or your mailman. Once the carrier marks it as delivered, our legal job is done.Shipping & Fulfillment Support
For questions about an existing order, please contact us.Return Policy
1. The “No Regrets” Clause
We do not carry inventory. Every item is printed specifically for you the moment you order it. Because of this custom “on-demand” nature, we do not offer refunds or exchanges for buyer’s remorse or size mistakes.- Ordered the wrong size because you’re lying to yourself about your ‘dad bod’? That’s on you.
- Changed your mind because you realized your friends and family might actually see you with it? Not our problem.
- Decided you don’t like the color once it arrived? Manage your expectations.
2. When We (Actually) Screw Up
Any claims for misprinted, damaged, or defective items must be submitted within 7 days after the product has been received. If you wash your white shirt with red socks or rip your shirt two weeks later, that’s your problem. We cover:- Manufacturing Defects: Holes in garments, stray threads, etc.
- Printing Errors: Crooked designs, wrong images, or poor print quality.
- Lost in Transit: For packages lost in transit, claims must be submitted no later than 7 days after the estimated delivery date.
3. Shipping Mistakes & Unclaimed Gear
We aren’t the post office. Pay attention to your shipping details:- Wrong Address: If you provide an insufficient address, the shipment goes back to the facility. You are liable for all reshipment costs.
- Unclaimed: If you don’t pick up your package, you are responsible for the cost of reshipping it.
- The “Charity” Rule: Unclaimed returns are donated to charity after 30 days. No refunds.
4. The Process
If you have a legitimate manufacturing claim:- Don’t send it back yet. You must contact us first. Unannounced returns are donated to charity.
- Take a photo immediately. We need proof of the defect as it arrived.
- Contact us. Fill out our return form and be sure to attach the photo and include your order number. You must submit this info within 7 days of your order being delivered.
- Resolution. If it’s a real error, we’ll ship a replacement ASAP at no cost to you.
5. Financials & Refunds
- Approved refunds are processed via Stripe and go back to your original payment method.
- Expect 5–10 business days for the bank to realize you got your money back.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you located?
Smug Tees is a US-based company. Every single shirt is printed, packed, and shipped right here in the USA, just like a premium brand should be.
How do I know what size to buy?
Width-and-length measurements can be found inside our SIZE CHART under the add-to-cart button. If you are still unsure, go to your closet and grab a shirt that fits you perfectly. Just lay it flat, measure it, and match the numbers as best you can. Our shirts run true to size, but when in doubt, we recommend you size up.
What are these shirts made of?
We exclusively print on ultra-soft, premium Comfort Colors 1717 blanks. It’s 100% ring-spun cotton with a vintage, lived-in feel that actually gets better with age. They run true to size, feel broken-in from day one, and will probably outlast your interest in whatever trend inspired you to buy it.
Will I get a tracking number?
Obviously. The second your shipping label is printed, an automated tracking number will fly straight to your inbox so you can obsessively refresh the tracking page until it arrives.
What if I have other issues?
Got an issue or want to give us kudos? Maybe you have a tracking question, a complaint, or found a typo or error on the website? Simply drop us a line, and an actual human will read it and reply as soon as possible.
Kudos from people who actually spent money

Absolutely love my birthday tee! The lavender color is so pretty and the fabric is incredibly soft. Perfect amount of attitude for turning another year older. It's so hard to me to find shirts that actually fit right, but this one didn't disappoint.

The quality of the cotton is top rate. Already got a ton of laughs and compliments the first day wearing it out. Fits great and washes beautifully. Thank 😊 you.

DUDE... WHERE IS MY SHIRT! This is one of my favorite movie quotes of all time. The 'AAAAAND THEN...' line kills me. Best scene ever. Shirt fits great and feels awesome.

Bought this for my older brother for his 53rd birthday. It has that perfect retro vibe and gets laughs from everyone who remembers the old toys we grew up with. The material is quality and he said it fits great. Fast delivery and great quality. Thanks 😊

Solid tee. Comfort Colors shirts are my favorite. Wore this on a weekend trip with friends and got a bunch of compliments. Would definitely get another shirt!

My kids got this for my birthday. Honestly, I’m impressed with the quality of this tee. The graphic is bold but doesn’t feel too big or totally in your face, and the khaki color is totally me. I checked the site and $37 felt a little pricey at first, but once you realize that's the all-in price and knowing the quality, I get it.

Bought this on a whim because the saying hits a little too close to home, lol. Wore this to a party over the holiday weekend and got so many laughs and compliments. The print quality is excellent, and the shirt is nice and thick. Highly recommend!

Great shirt and great graphic. So tired of everyone chiming in with their opinion all the time, this shirt says it all. Just STFU and move along. HAHA! Felt great from the moment I put it on and after several washes, still looks, fits, and feels great!






